-excerpted from the official biography of the "Re-elect Bergen '74" Campaign.
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When people from the rest of the continent think the Upper Midwest, they usually …
[Transcript of UCAS District Court of Minneapolis, 0900 hours, 12 August 2071]
_Hey I remember this, good times, good times._
BAILIFF: All rise. The UCAS District Court of Minnesota, brought to you by FizzyGulp, the Gulp that Refreshes, is …